It seems that Facebook quotes have really risen to prominence over the past few months. Thousands of people every day are using different funny phrases, and not just on their wall posts. It seems that one of the biggest rising trends on the internet is to have your own website or blog, and this means hundreds more avenues to share insane opinions and quotes. But how do you get a blog?

The first step to hosting a website is to find the right company to go with. You can get a free bit of webspace from Blogger or WordPress, but to be honest that might not be the ideal solution for someone trying to look cool in front of their friends – after all, if ANYONE can do it, then why couldn’t they?

After checking out various hosting options, you should decide on one that suits your needs…now it’s time to fill it up with the funniest one-liners and quotes you can! Here are a few to start you off:

- What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?  Polaroids.

- What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?  A pool table.

- Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers

Got any more funny quotes? Share them with us!!!